WELL!!! This would have been handy WHEN I NEEDED IT!
4 years ago, heck...
I dunno when this happened to me last.
ENJOY!
Friday, January 31, 2014
Thursday, January 30, 2014
Use a CAN OPENER to open BLISTER PACKS to avoid cutting yourself.
I guess so.I just whip me knife out, stab it, open it up, then wrestle with it for 10 minutes.MAYBE just MAYBE I should do this, and not slice a finger off.
Tshirts for $10? WHAT??? In this day and age?
NO Roasting Rack? No problem!!!
NO ROAST RACK?
NO PROBLEM!!!
Take some big ole spoons, bend them a little, WHAM!
ROASTING RACK!
Wednesday, January 29, 2014
Doritos Pepper Shaker!
I have ALL of these items laying around now. I do believe I will try some others.
I am also going to try JERKY. Man, wouldn't beef jerky sprinkled on some Vanilla ice cream be the SH*T?
How to FIX a dent in a PING PONG BALL
With the price of PING PONG BALLS now days, ya know?
I think wasting lighter fluid would make me more upset.
BUT, this keeps the drunks at home when they start smashing their BEER PONG BALLS.
Tuesday, January 28, 2014
GAS CAP INDICTAOR??? DUH!
The ARROW indicates what side the cap is on!
SMH - NOW I shall conquer the world with this knowledge.
OR at least look less stupid back up and trying to use the same pump I just pulled in the wrong way to.
Monday, January 27, 2014
Keep Tall Boots UPRIGHT with Pool Noodles
After a week of blogging HOUSE HACKS, I immediately bought STOCK in POOL NOODLES.
They have so many purposes.
Besides, who likes a FLOPPY boot.
BLEH!
Sunday, January 26, 2014
WOODEN SPOON keeps pot from boiling over
A battle I had LONG ago given up.
The battles and sweat were just no longer worth it.
THE RUSH was gone... I had to move on.
BUT NOW!!!
My lust for boiling water hath been reborn with this MEME!
Digital technology hath brought me to the promise land.
...and deceived me.
THUS my spirit was broken...again.
Saturday, January 25, 2014
Friday, January 24, 2014
USE Velcro to prevent rugs from sliding
I changed the title.
KIDS and DOGS are gonna RIP this stuff right up!
OR, the kids will mess with it constantly.
SINGLE PEOPLE with NO kids... PERFECT!
Thursday, January 23, 2014
Wash your kids leggos once a month in your WASHING machine.
I can be contacted for washing machine repairs at 555-DUMB.
Why not just SPRAY them off with the damn GARDEN HOSE?!?!?!?!
THEY'RE F*#$ING LEGGOS!
BTW that is my TIP.
Put them in a mesh bag, HOSE the off, let them air dry. THE END!
THEY'RE F*#$ING LEGGOS!
Put them in a mesh bag, HOSE the off, let them air dry. THE END!
Timmys on crack again.
YOU didn't buy a shirt!
USE Old plastic hanger to store WIRES and CABLES
These things BREAK constantly anyway.
FINALLY a use for the trash...
Wednesday, January 22, 2014
Tuesday, January 21, 2014
Monday, January 20, 2014
PANT CLIPS = CHIP CLIPS
Remeber those stupid hangers?
They BROKE if you looked at them wrong.
ANOTHER use for these is coming up this week.
USE NAIL POLISH TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT KEYS
Cause in a house full of dudes have nail polish laying around.
IN DIFFERENT COLORS NO DOUBT!
PULL OUT A DRAWER AND USE CUTTING BOARD ON TOP
I have been wondering about this in my tiny tiny tiny apartment.
DOING IT TONIGHT.
BECAUSE I CAN!
Sunday, January 19, 2014
Canola Oil Spray eliminates SQUEAKS in doors,
I live in a rather old house, it is around 110 years old. Very structurally sound, you know... When they KNEW how to build them right.Everything is original, the doors, the paneling, the floors, etc...
This means the OLD hinges too.
We did replace the skeleton key locks with NEW skeleton key locks.
Due to someone getting locked in their room... and I digress.
If you have a door that is just SCREECHING like a banshee,
Canola Oil Spray will remedy that.
Just Spray each hinge, open and close the door several times!
NO MORE SQUEAK...
I did this because I had NOTHING else to oil the door with.
So I grabbed what oil I had available.
It's been 8 weeks and still no squeaking!
VIOLA!!!
Saturday, January 18, 2014
Friday, January 17, 2014
Seductive Parachute Pants
NOW Pants that double as a PARACHUTE!
Ever thought you were going to have the misfortune of falling off of a building?
Down an elevator shaft?
Have you watched a lot of action movies and experienced cheeto stains?
BUY THESE PANTS!
Women like this will have SEX.
No, not with you... but they will have sex. I mean look at her.
SEDUCTIVE HIGH PANTS!
USE TOOTHPASTE TO CLEAR UP HAZY HEADLIGHTS
BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH all day long.
BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH while I sing this song.
Thursday, January 16, 2014
Wednesday, January 15, 2014
Tuesday, January 14, 2014
Monday, January 13, 2014
Sunday, January 12, 2014
Saturday, January 11, 2014
Friday, January 10, 2014
Thursday, January 9, 2014
Wednesday, January 8, 2014
Tuesday, January 7, 2014
HOUSEHOLD HACKS - Doritos for KINDLING
WHY? They are saturated in OIL!
Yes, you're eating flammable material!
Monday, January 6, 2014
HOUSEHOLD HACKS - BREADCLIP to FIX FLIP FLOPS
As a temporary fix, or maybe you need to BUY NEW SHOES!
Sunday, January 5, 2014
HOUSEHOLD HACKS - Dustpan to fill a container/ from sink
THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU WISH YOU HAD THOUGHT OF THIS!
Saturday, January 4, 2014
HOUSEHOLD HACK - POOL NOODLE keeps kids from falling out of bed
There is nothing scarier than that unmistakable THUD of a kid hitting the floor.
Friday, January 3, 2014
HOUSEHOLD HACK - Find small items with a vacuum and stockings.
Tell grandma not to throw those away! Well, just buy some new ones... the cheap kind.
Thursday, January 2, 2014
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